December marks two years without sex, it's quite a record! Marital status: 'wasted' What is your record?mom of three.

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  • Nikolai: Бедняжка, тебя надо хорошо прожарить анально,не смотря на твоё заросшее очко
    9 months ago 3 likes
  • Anonymous: Lass uns Spaß haben und sexeln
    9 months ago 3 likes
  • HandofGodEternal: Married here... 3 kiddos... I get laid maybe once a year... or every other... So i indeed get on here talk .. People claim they wanna do this and they wanna do that... but i aint ever seen no action off the web since my first trainwreck relationship that started in an aol chat room, ended in her getting jealous over a receptionist at work, whom i never touched or even traded more than a dozen words with, mostly because i had her and she was shacked up with some rich old fuck... but did my crazy, too awesome in bed pynsylvania trick care about details? hell nah... The last thing she said to me, as she was walking to her car to leave... "I'm gonna make sure they bury you under the fucking prison!" THE NEXT DAY, I'VE GOT A WAARANT ISSUED FOR MY ARREST AND THERE ARE TWO 1ST DEGREE FELONIES AT THE TOP OF A LONG LIST OF B U L L S H I T CHARGES.... WHICH IN THE END WERE ALL DROPPED... BUT SINCE I WAS ON PROBATION.... WHICH IS WHY SHE DID IT... IS BECAUSE THEY DON'T ISSUE ANY BAIL WHEN U PROBATION... I NSAT IN 3 DIFFERENT COUNTY FACILITIES FOR 2 FUCKING YEARS OVER HER FUCKING LIES! UGH... M I N D ~ B L O W N
    4 weeks ago
  • HandofGodEternal: I DID HOWEVER COME OUT LOOKING PRETTY FUCKING BUFF... MET MY WIFE AND THEN SETTLED DOWN TO A SEXLESS LIFE OF PORN TROLLING! HA HA HA HA i SWEAR... i'M ABOUT 5 MINUTES AWAY FROM ORDERING A SEXDOLL... THEY USED TO DUMB AS FUCK LOOKING... NOW.. LOL, THEY'RE ACTUALLY PRETTY FUCKING HOT, IF YOUR ASS AINT CHEAP! Shrug... But 4~realz... where in the fuck would I hide a 5 foot tall, hot as fuck, expensive as fuck.... chickadee sized phephe around here that the wife, nor the wouldn't just stumble across it, thinking that its a dead body or some .... then they call the cops, lol! smdh - damned show trying to get a piece of ass these days... f u c k m e
    4 weeks ago
  • Anonymous: I got you beat, 17 long years without sex.
    2 months ago